Mass Wear
Dressed for the pews, and for the people in them. These designs are for the faithful who've noticed things: the early leavers after Communion, the latecomers during the first reading, and the folks who think the sign of peace is a full catch-up session. Wear your thoughts so you don't have to say them out loud. After all, it's not judging if it's printed on a shirt. Reverent enough for Mass, sarcastic enough to make the pew behind you reflect.